Join Us, as We Voyage to...

...THE ZONE BEYOND COMFORT!

The Crypt Keeper, Tales from the Crypt, EC Comics
The late great, great Jack Davis

It is that insidious realm where most fear to venture, yet all must, in time! They who dwell--even for a time--in this Palace of Paradox emerge blinking and disoriented, but with greater skills!

Saturday's brief, nearly painless foray into this dread dimension will confound you with one specially prepared EXERCISE...

...Perhaps even a second...

Tremble not! Nor permit the so-called "Instructor's" sadistic, leering countenance to distract you from the task ahead.  Repeat, if terror compels you, these feeble few words:

"IT WILL ALL BE OVER in a few minutes!! Also, Chinese food!"

And refunds for most, even. See you guys Saturday!

John